How to grab a girl's titties within moments of meeting her without getting slapped.
This kind of follows gRapist rules.
This is field tested. I felt up like 2 girls titties probably within a month after I started going out again. I say, "like 2 girls" because I can clearly remember 1 occasion but can't quite put a finger on the 2nd girl. I know I grabbed an Asian girl's and a black girl's titties within moments seconds of meeting them last year when I was still in college, but I can't remember if I grabbed another girl's titties this year. I know I was squeezing some girls titties while I was dancing with them. I can't remember if I'm mixing it up with those occasions with this routine... So I say "like 2 girls" but technically 1 girl but maybe 2 but I can't remember. lol
Variations of this:
Me: So I officially give up alcohol.
Girls: Why? That's not cool.
Me: Cuz I gotta lose weight. I'm trying to make my titties smaller.
Me: Here feel them while I still have them.
Her: *Feels my titties* her BT is going up as she is rubbing my chest so...
Me: OK... my turn *grab her titties*
Basically you go for her titties nonchalantly. You don't try to grab it hella fast hella quickly, but do it smoothly. Give her time to reject, but don't hesitate. Then just grab it and pinch her nipples. Rub that shit in your hand like it's playdough. If she won't flinch, you can feel her titties up.
I actually failed tonight... so that is how I came up with this:
If she says, "NOOOO!" Don't grab her titties.
Me: I just offered to let you grab my titties... Aren't you gonna return the favor? *wink*
Her: NO! HAHAHAHAH
Me: You are so selfish... hahahah
Disclaimer: Don't be a fucktard and try this if you are a dumbass. I'm not taking responsibility for your actions. Your actions, your responsibilities, your consequences. Discretion is advised.
Have fun. This is now gonna be a staple of my routine cuz I just want to feel some titties...