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Barney Stintson: “So i can crack an endless amount of jokes and teases when i’m with my close friends, but its really hard to just get into that same mindset with a stranger…any ideas on how to break that barrier?
What makes me funny is heavy doses of cheap booze and even cheaper women. I also noticed that women found my jokes much funnier once I dropped in that I had a 13 inch cock. I’m just kidding….maybe.
I had this same problem. Cracking my boys up and girls in my social circle….then….same jokes on girls in cold approach and a God damn tumble weed would roll through the room and you could hear crickets chirp.
What I figured out is that I was trying to pull them into humor that required to much insider info for a newcomer. A girl coming into your pre existing Social Circle will laugh at jokes she doesn’t quite get to feel accepted or because she can tell everyone else is responding to you well.
In cold approach you don’t get that luxury.
Think of it like this. In humor you have “local” and “global” themes. Local themes are themes that are funny only if you have been in that exact situation or had that exact very specific experience. This is what usually manifests with your buddies. You guys build joke after joke off of themes that have been running for years. You’ve seen the same movies, been on the same trips, you know specific quirks and character traits of each member of the group. Since all members know each member very well, a joke about one of those members quirks will get a laugh out of everyone. A one liner from a favorite movie will have the group cracking up, because it probably actually ties in several “local” themes that have been long running.
“Global” themes are themes that everyone can get and that need zero prior knowledge for them to understand. As long as they have been on planet earth, have the internet, watch some TV and have seen at least the top movies, than they will get these jokes.
These jokes are often less funny, but by starting with these, you can open them up to the idea that you are funny. They can get used to you and seeing your style of humor and then you can start building “local” jokes with them as the interaction progresses. This can happen really fast. Introduce a “global” theme and if they laugh, start introducing “local” themes to add spice and conspiracy between the two of you.
Jumping in with the “local” jokes is doable, but it obviously risks them not getting it and making you feel like your cock is hanging out in 2* weather.
Just tell them you have a 13 inch cock that you want to put in or around their mouth. It works 100% of the time 20% of the time.