Out of pure disappointment from the night prior, I chose to accept
JT’s invite to Hollywood. In addition, I invited
Apknuke to tag along.
We first went to Tru.
It’s a small venue, and very loud. Plus, being a Sunday and all, it was pretty empty even though a supposed celebrity was throwing a party.
Apknuke and I were actually the very first two people in the door. Nobody else was there besides the staff. So we went to the back bar and flirted with Anne, a bartender in glittering lingerie, who has been an actress for six years.
Soon
JT and
Ralph arrived. They browsed for a bit while I continued working the bartender.
Eventually it was agreed we were going to bounce to The W, but
Ralph stayed behind to work on a chick he met at Tru.
The W was okay. Sundays are always mellow.
Owen (aka
Tyler Durden mentioned in The Game) of RSD showed up. This is the second time I’ve seen the guy in person, both occasions at The W on a Sunday. The first time he was kicked out for him and his group getting rough (aggressive kino) with waitresses and guests. Not sure if this happened tonight.
After a while,
JT,
Apknuke and I took a seat outside.
JT observed two females sitting inside near the glass and
Apknuke went it and opened them.
Soon I joined the set and it went from the women sitting to standing and moving around, energetically. It was a Mother and Daughter about to celebrate the daughter’s 21st birthday.
We took some photos together. Had fun chats about various drinks she should try. I teased the daughter about how embarrassed she was that Mom was taking so many pictures.
Apknuke and I ejected when Owen was two steps away, approaching and about to try and AMOG us. The set had dissipated at just that moment. Now that I look back, I kind of wish we had stayed in the set just to goof around. After all, I’ve never met Owen or heard him speak to a woman.
The next set was outside. We met back up with
JT, and he opened the 2 set beside us. At the right moment, I engaged the girl closer to me in a separate conversation so JT could number close. Got her laughing. Got
Apknuke involved. I noticed the set was dying down and
JT was wrapping it up, so I gave the girl my info and told her about my upcoming comedy shows. She wasn’t my type otherwise I would’ve taken her number too. I type “Hot White Guy” into her phone with my number. She leaves laughing.
Shortly after,
Apknuke leaves since it’s a work night.
JT recommends a 2 set. I open the brunette over the blonde and made the right choice because she was the better conversationalist. The blonde was so terrible that
JT ejected two minutes after joining in. She was visiting from Washington, my home state, so we had plenty to talk about. Nevertheless, her overall attitude flat-lined and I need a little more verbal stimulation than a Terri Schiavo impersonator can give me. I eject.
Last set.
Ralph had come over from Tru with a girl. And
JT was talking to Jennie, another girl
Ralph met at The W. I was the 5th wheel so I stepped to the side and started scanning for other sets after initial introductions.
JT ejects for the restroom (or maybe he saw a hot blonde somewhere nearby) and asks Jennie to watch me.
She’s a 90lb. half White, half Filipino spinner who doesn’t even look partially Asian. Very innocent and small. Just like Owen, I had seen her at The W before too.
I start off poorly because A) I’m not positioned to show interest since I’m not feeling her that much, and B) I call her Amy. Both of these things and I’m completely sober. LOL.
Fortunately, I can crack jokes fast enough to recover from a name mishap and then changed the subject quickly to the perfect subject to discuss: her. She’s more than willing to blab on.
Soon,
JT,
Ralph, and Ralph’s girl go to Kitchen 24. Jennie and I drive separately in my car. I park about a block away and in the middle of her talking, I just hand my phone to her. She enters her number, no questions asked.
Then it’s quickly confirmed by
JT at the restaurant that she likes White or Black guys. He goes as far as making her grope my chest and then shows her what the “
Dutch Rudder” is. ***If you don’t know, then go watch the movie “
Zack And Miri Make A Porno”. Your sophistication will increase exponentially as a result. Trust me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1nfAdJ5ykAfter we stuff our faces, I drive Jennie home and drop her off. She’s a little tipsy still and clearly wants me to call her. I probably could’ve weaseled my way in to her place, but I was so fucking tired I knew my performance (or lack there of) would’ve scarred her mentally and emotionally. I’d rather be well-rested and plan the date on my terms.
It was a fun night.
