Have you ever brought a black girl back to your mom before?

Met this girl on dance floor, danced, grinded my dick til it hurt to walk, felt her pussy, sucked face, isolated to quiet location...

She was feeling me. I'm thinking of pulling but she's from Palo Alto and I live with my parents. Of course I don't tell her that, but during our conversation:

Her: Have you ever brought a black girl back to your mom before?

And I'm thinking, "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit. I'm pretty sure she's down to fuck. If not now, I'll fuck her later... but my answer is gonna hurt me."

Me: I've made out with black girls before but I've never got down with a girl like you before. (Me qualifying myself. ouch) I know in middle school and high school there were black girls who liked me, but I was too shy. I didn't know what to do. It's not like I had a "Girls for Dummies" book. But with you I know that right now I'm feelin you and that's it.

I think my answer should've been like, "Irrelevant. My mom isn't gonna be dating you. So don't worry about it. I make the decisions. If she dont' like it tough, cuz I'm gonna be the one who's gonna take you out, listen to you about your girlfriends, the one massaging you, the one kissing you, the one fucking you."

I have no idea what to say to that shit. What's your guys's thoughts on it?

I think you should get your own place, even if it's a shithole.

I mean, this really isn't a shit test, but it definitely is similar to that category of what she's attempting to do to you.

Again, Cocky Funny is definitely the best way by and far to diffuse a shit test and in this case, it definitely applies, anyway, putting this in lamens terms and stripping out the pick up jargon, just take her comment and make a light hearted joke out of it. For example:

Her: You ever Bring a Black Girl to your mom before?

You: Don't worry hun, she'll love you, she's an equal opportunity lender

You: Don't sweat it, we're both in the minority boat here, plus, love is raceless to me

So on so forth, it's only a big deal if you make it a big deal. So obviously, this caught you off guard, next time something this happens, don't panic, just relax and give her some sort of light hearted answer, this will come with solid BT game. This is why it's important to gain situational awareness and to NOT rely on canned material to get you by.