Completed June 2011 LA Bootcamp
Well I'm asian so I needed an A in this too.
History about me: See my previous posts, search my user name (I only made 2 posts), this will most likely be one of my LAST posting, since I hate writing, especially anything on the internet. Considering I had graduate women writing my papers in undergrad
remember there is more to a woman than just sex. And for you English majors, and derivations of such, that are gonna critique writing style, I know I’ll probably be all over the place considering I’m not gonna proof this. But I did manage to get A’s in all my English classes, thank god for women.
Clarification of my history, when I said there is a drop off rate in numbers for call backs I’m only interested in the return rate of women who are 8-10’s. If I called all the one’s less than 8’s I would have a 100% return. But I do realize that 8-10’s all have boyfriend(s) etc… y wouldn’t they? They have inventory like me, I call in the relief’s to fill in when they get to be a pain in the ass, or expire (usually around 30yrs old). I view it like produce and shelf stocking, don’t let the shelves run empty perpetual restocking of women in inventory, look but don’t touch right
Anyways....
Day 1: Instruction, then out to bar/club etc… In the first 45 minutes I closed 7 numbers by the end of the night 10 numbers, easy! The interim btw 7-10 numbers I got kinda of bored (maybe change venues next time), I opened almost everyone worked the entire room even tried to work the women’s bathroom attendant for shits and giggles. Field instructors told me to open certain people; I told them it’s been done way ahead of them. Realize we showed up at 10pm. Usually around 10pm I’ll be finishing my studying and ending my day game at Starbucks, tuck one of my girls into bed and if I do go out I show up somewhere around 12am.
If you were in my group and were too nervous to ask for a number I probably have it, just pretend you’re me I’m sure they can’t tell the difference since we all look alike
(laugh Here! Pls)
Anyways I plow through all the women less than 8 (number close fast around 3-5 minutes) since they are kinda of too easy and too ugly for me. I really don’t like wasting time w the fuglies since I’m calibrated for LA 9-10’s playboy material etc… Sorry field instructors if I need to take my time, if they were hotter I would, as demonstrated in days to follow. But isn’t this supposed to be the Always Be Closing of attraction? Plus what the fuck do you want me to talk about for past 5 minutes? GDP, Rates of Inflation, The EU summit, Europe’s debt crisis, Does America’s economy need more quantitative easing…. How about, fuck first talk later. The only ratio’s I’m concerned about is my fellatio ratio. But tonight wasn’t about the F-Close or K-Close etc… so I met the objectives assigned.
Day 2: Instruction, then out to a “better” club. Table service, never in my life have I ever paid for a table, last table I had a girl promoter bought for me w 2 bottles of grey, cause she wanted me to see her at the club and F her afterwards. Today’s objectives bring someone up to the table and K-Close. Ummm I said if I’m kissing someone I’m fucking them, this ain’t junior high. So typical, blah, blah, blah, a couple of number closes and then bam found one a white one too, (I really wanted the bartender however that would’ve caused me to stray from the objectives.) Just to show you guys that I don’t discriminate I got me a White one, btw anyone but Asian far easier. So 2 MINUTES 30 SECONDS of BS I bring her upstairs to the table for the photo-op, don’t worry I know what the table was for. And then a short trip to the to the hotel (I scouted all the nearby hotels already to make sure they weren’t booked to max capacity, I ran into this problem with another girl before all the hotels were booked everywhere so backseat had to do).
Day 3. Amog day? Umm not sure if it’s fair if everyone Amog’s me. However it’s all in good fun, but really, I had an LA 8 or 9 w nice fake tits (I took my time with this one) waited for her 7 set to dwindle so I can make my move. Doesn’t matter, # closed, then the following week “damm you’re good you had me on the first night”. Not sure if it’d be fair for me to amog other students, I really shine in this area, because the majority of women I meet already have guys trying or around. Plus my girlfriends already have guys doing the most retarded things to meet them, waiting in front of their work, chasing them down the street, holding up signs, dropping business cards, etc…. I’m used to this garbage. It would’ve been nice if I got the chance to amog that gingerly looking “professional pua?” take his girl and dirty sanchez him w her stuff. Pro, community member, natural, I don’t really care I’m always game.
I’m up for the challenge if you’re reading this and say you should’ve F-Closed every night or any ridiculous thing. Beat 2 min 30 sec to full F-close, let’s put money on the table
competition fosters innovation. I would love to learn from you if you could beat me, and don’t say shit like swingers party, etc…
SUMMARY:
Are you feeling shafted by your experience? Feel that JT or whomever just took your money and doesn’t really care? Feel that you were pushed too hard? Listen here you fuck head. This is an experience in which you should have fun with, it’s not life. It is a way to help guide your social abilities and develop your personality, etc... Should I feel sorry for your ass if you can’t pass basic elementary math? Some ppl can, some ppl can’t, kinda of Darwinism working. If you can’t pass basic math what do you get Kumon, a tutor, a ruler, a belt, fly swatter, I’m sure you get it. If you failed at the objectives and are down on yourself don’t be. Just invest the money and time to be privately tutored (or ask JT to hire me) or hire a shrink. I absolutely respect what he has done for Asians/ Minorities it’s a lot of fucking work what he has to deal with.
Was it a waste of money for me? Absolutely NOT. I mean think about it, post bootcamp I wouldn’t be able to F-Close in front a fellow bootcamper’s house (hope you were taking notes
, F-Close and subsequent F-Closes past bootcamp from the numbers acquired during boot camp. Get some strange sexually transmitted virus, a couple of unwanted kids, child support payments, just kidding. Met awesome people that I still go out with, no longer do I have to do all this shit and have my friends watch with their cock in their hands, but at least my newly acquired friends understand and know how to wing properly.
Did I learn anything, eh, maybe I filled in some holes or more holes (no pun intended). I might post a guide of my method if I get around to it (it’s a lot of work to write one or someone can do it for me if they want). I F-close 99% on all first dates I can’t even remember when I haven’t recently. Average about 1 hour to full F-close. Spend about $40. I try not to waste money and time at all. My dates start at 11pm and I never ever do a restaurant, they can be fed by their parents or some other guy. I don’t tell any stories, and don’t kino first at all. The only energy i'm wasting is on sex.
Are you reading this saying is this person for real, ask/post anyone that has been out with me knows what I’m capable of and has seen it firsthand. I’ve been sending pictures messages of all the f-closes in various state of undress in real time all 8-10 in quality, models, hired guns, etc… daily (yes I can do new fresh meat daily). I don’t write field reports cause it’ll be insane trying to write everything that goes on daily (someone can write for me if they know me).
Hmmm maybe someone can also help me choose a proper –handle (nickname). Please don’t write or talk about me w my real name, would appreciate it.
Shit maybe I need psychological help. Probably do. Oh well. You live life once.
