Routines & Lines NOT to use.

These are DEAD. Anything that you've read in a book published 4 years ago (The Game) or seen on nationwide TV (Vh1's Pick Up Artist) has been so played out that you should never ever use it again.

The reason for this isn't neccesiarly that she's seen it herself. The odds of that are low. But the million guys have that read it and seen it have tried it on her 30 times, and you'l be the 31st guy trying to pick her up with the same line, this will raise flags and guarentee she'll either stop being receptive on the spot, or she'll flake on you when you try to call, since after the fun wears off she'll realise you're a fake guy.

This list was complied over the months on the socallair by members such as unassuming, slimm, tremor, sexual chocolate, mr fresh, johnny wolf and others. Feel free to add to them accordingly.

-You can dress her up, can’t take her anywhere
-You guys make the exact same facial expressions, both of you
-Best friends tests
-You look like the bad one out of the group. You look like the good one.
-Name the first number that pops into your head between 1 and 4 now. Just say it.
-I am very high maintenance. You have to wine and dine me.
-I love you guys. Pinky love. (Pinky swear).
-Buy me a drink before you hit on me like that.
-No no. I charge for my photographs.
-All I am promising is good conversation for now. Okay?
-Alright. The show is over. Get off of me.
-I need a woman’s opinion. Is kissing cheating?
-Do you floss before or after your brush?
-Hey, did you guys see that fight outside?
-My friend has pictures of his ex and she wants him to burn them.
-I heard this song and I don’t know who it’s by. The words are, “You spin right round baby right round, like a record baby right round.”
-Hey, would you guys ever go on Montel?
-Hey guys, I am trying to plan a bachelor’s party. Would you guys be cool with your fiancé having strippers at the party?
-Hey, did you guys see the break dancing thing?
-If a girl kisses another girl, is that cheating?
-Attraction spell: put hands together and raise index fingers. Tell her to try to keep her index fingers apart, but they don’t.
-Introduce me to your friend; it’s the polite thing to do.
-(girls talking) Hold on. (wipe something off her cheek like it shouldn’t be there).
-I can tell right now that you and I wouldn’t get along. We’d end up fighting like cats and dogs.
-What do ya’ll think about tattoos? 18-year-old girl wants to get her boyfriend’s name tattooed.
-Who do you think lies more, men or women?
-Do you know what a U smile is? C smiles, etc.
-I am trying so hard not to kiss you right now. Okay, get off me. I am not even thinking about that. Where was I?
-What do you have going for you other than your looks?
-Okay. Let’s play a game. Don’t get any ideas.
-Do you floss before or after you brush?
-Girl kisses girl, is that cheating?
-Little sister is 18, has a boyfriend who is a year older, she wants to move in.
-How many 9’s are there between 1 and 100?
-Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the show? The rest sing. Do you know what they sing? You must be part of the 93%.
-You blink a lot.
-The Cube Routine
-Strawberry Fields Routine
-Did you see the fight outside? They were fighting over a guy named Jorge. Who fights over a guy named Jorge?
-I need a female opinion on something right quick. My buddy’s girlfriend found a shoebox under his bed full of old pictures of him and his girlfriend and old love letters from high school. Do you guys think that is a big deal?
-Are you guys like best friends? I can tell. You have the same facial expressions.
-Your nose wiggles when you talk, did you know that?
-Pick a number between 1 and 10.
-What is the first thing you wanted to be ever, but don’t say princess.
-Is there more to you than all this?
-Where are all the hotties at?
-I got this guy named X, never got laid. He changed his name to Y, and now he gets laid like a fucking rockstar, no joke.
-Would you guys date a guy named Herman?
-Is that your natural hair color?
-Where is the off button? You talk a lot.
-You know why you and I would never get along? We wouldn’t take each other’s shit.
-Are you creative? (give HB pad of paper). Let’s see how creative you can be, I have to get going.
-Do you know why you suck? I have been standing here 10 minutes waiting for you to come talk to me, and you, little miss popular, are surrounded by all these people. You suck. Who are you?

And the worst possible ever routine/opener is:

"Have you seen "The Pick Up Artist" on VH1?"

STOP USING THIS CRAP, it doesn't work!!!!

P.S. My official stance on routinues and canned openers are that they are like riding a tri-cycle, if you're a beginer, go ahead and start with them. Like a tri-cycle it will help you see how fun it is to be able to ride a bike properly, and will teach you some of the basics on structure and what a conversation or pick up is supposed to be like. HOWEVER, like riding a tri-cycle, dont' expect any real results, growth, or respect from anyone.

Warm Regards,

Johnny Wolf

dammit Johnny...those are all of my routines...

What am I supposed to do now..just say "hello, my name is straycat..if i told you that you have a sexy body...would you hold it against me..."

ha ha...I don't think I really used any of them but now that I do know them...mua ha ha....

Update:

Okay, here is my new thoughts on this list. It is a wonderful list of routines that were amazing. What you can do with it is discet why they worked, and tweak them to make your own.

"The Cube" isn't interesting and powerful because it is magically, it is interesting and powerful because you are cold reading a girl using interesting topics and really "understanding" her in a short about of time.

Openers listed here arn't magical, they are just great well written openers that had been field tested over and over until they were good. Do the same with your natural openers.

P.S. if you don't do these gimmiks and games in a cheesy pick up way, they are still faciniating and fun to do with friends, family, and girls that you've already "picked up"

If you live in a country or state that doesn't have many pick up artists such as australia, asia, or kentucky, most of these havn't been heard so you "could' use them, but at the same time, you might be better off not using a crutch in the first place.

cheers for the list, just a couple of quick questions
1. Would some of the stuff on the list work for other countries like Australia, where the show has not been aired?
2. Is it still alright to use false time constraints? Or do we need ones different from the ones seen on VH1?

It's a good list of sound bites and routines. I think it's better to know of them than to not know of them. I'm actually at a stage of wanting something better than to have canned material in my opener. I don't mind using them but I feel like I haven't achieved anything because I'm using something that's been tested on lots of other chicks.

lucky im in argentina where there is basically no game at all.. And those lines would be a new generation ova here lets hope i get in early before it crusades

hahah i've seen on youtube that Alex -Australian PUA using best friends routine( if i'm wrong...)

like on scale 1-10.. bla bla bla good friend are you ...

How often do you think you can get called out for using one of these "lines?"

aznafc

What about your Wolf Trap? Is that kiss-close tactic out of date or does it still work?

Haha thats all the routines you have there! Lucky for me these are still gold in my country