Routines & Lines NOT to use.

I upgraded to the bear trap. It works great as long as you don't mind a chick with a bloody, broken ankle.

Talk about an arsenal of routines and lines, if you wrote all of thoes lines off the top of your head JW god dam!

These lines would all still work in Australia. VH1 was not shown here and the game was hardly read by the public.

I wonder if LA chicks would be more receptive if I used all of those lines in an Australian accent. Will try and report back. Gotta go study Steve Irwin's voice now.

As a last resort, I tried to score with a "canned" opener.
I put a note in a empty soup container and had the prospect pop the top.
( I agree canned openers do not regularly work )

Jester,

I have not seen any Americans be able to do the Australian accent unless they were professional actors. Even English and New Zealanders can't do it let alone Americans.

Nobody speaks like Steve Irwin here, he has what we call a 'bogan accent'. It's the equivalent of the real outback Southern American accent, if you speak anything like Steve Irwin it means you come from the outback, your probably racist and you probably screw your sister.

In Sydney we call that the westie accent, only the poorest white folks speak like that.

This would probably be more accurate for how most of us speak. With a little exaggeration at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE

Adam Hills has the right idea though. Comedy is all about distorting, exaggerating, twisting and outright lying. So a normal Australian accent applies if you're actually auditioning for a movie that's serious. But Standup Comedy...... that's where Steve Irwin comes into play.

I'll have to think of an "I screw my sister" opener I guess.

Yea and even if you use those lines it doesnt matter. Girls will call you out on the stuff that you would naturally say...

I called a girl a dork in set and she just walked off and then a few hours later saw me and said "do not do what mystery said and neg a girl, that's just mean"

hahah I laughed soo hard....

I knew what I did wrong... I was being a dick when she was really really into me