Waking up in a park covered in vomit and dog shit. Convincing a girl to do anal while your buddy films it secretly, only for her to shit on you while you vomit on her. Learning what pepper spray feels like on your dick. Urinating on your own car in front of the cops. Hooking up with a girl who has leukemia and having her pay for the hotel room. Receiving a blumper. Discovering by chance that your booty call is a prostitute.
Fucking a midget. These are just a few gems this book shares.
If I could travel back in time, I’d toss out all of my Dr. Seuss crap and leave “
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell” to be the only bedtime story read to me as a child.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with Tucker Max, his website went up in 2002, catching the attention of Hollywood less than a year later and eventually turning the very book I’m reviewing into a film, which unfortunately didn’t do nearly as well as expected. He is a self-proclaimed asshole and graduate of Duke Law School, who with the help of booze, transforms from Jekyl to Hyde until reaching the ultimate level of intoxication, conveniently titled
“Tucker Max Drunk”. It is in that state which he winds up doing and saying some of the most outlandish things which average people can only fantasize about.
Believe it or not, the author of this book actually demonstrates something many beginners in the community could learn from. Tucker doesn’t give a shit.
Think about it – most guys that take a bootcamp are overly-cautious, hesitant and timid. Not the other way around. You rarely see a bootcamp student who is blunt, loud, and too aggressive.
He tells the type of shock-value stories many guys have actual phobias about. It’s pure, unsolicited
T.M.I.!!
If there was a written description of the Jackass movies with a misogynistic twist, this guy’s fucked up memoirs would be it.
Tucker is at the exact opposite end of the spectrum from where many of us sit. He is shameless, with no fear of the potential ramifications of releasing his darkest skeletons from the closet. In fact, like me, he profits from doing it.
And women still seek him out to fuck him!
This guy even has an
Online Date Application which girls actually fill out for no-strings-attached sex.
I realize the difficulty of seeing through the fog of defecation and promiscuity, to find any benefits you could possibly fucking have from reading such filth. But once you see the silver lining on the vagina-shaped cloud, you won’t ask such a question.
Remember Stallone’s movie
Demolition Man (1993)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18e4GeUwVWsThe synopsis was basically this: Cop gets framed and placed in cryogenic freezer. He’s unfrozen years in the future, in what can only be described as a hyper-conservative metropolis where even music is outlawed. A bad guy is thawed too. Fighting and action occurs. Hyper-conservative government proves to be a fraud and it ends with a “
What do we do now – I don’t know, have a beer?” type of mindset.
Too many guys still live in that censored philosophy.
“
Maybe self-improvement isn’t the answer….maybe self-destruction is the answer.” – Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
I think every community member needs a type of mental deprogramming, where you allow yourself to say unorthodox or even offensive things once in a while. Be James Bond with Tourette Syndrome.
Laugh at yourself. Fuck what everyone else thinks!!
Some of us are just way too nice already. We needn’t be nicer.
If you can read about, and maybe even mimic, the strange and controversial adventures Tucker Max has gone through, then depending on your state of mind, you may end up enduring a metamorphosis you’ll never want or be able to reverse.
Experiencing both extremes, introversion and extroversion, will only bring one to the balanced version of themselves.
If I could summarize the main moral this book will indirectly deliver, it would be this: Lead the world on the journey that is you, rather than following.
And if you can’t see or don’t need the moral mumbo-jumbo, then trust me when I say this beautiful literature has some of the funniest stories ever! There’s no such thing as having an overabundance of humor in your life.
You’ll find the books, memorabilia, and much more here:
http://www.tuckermax.com
