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http://www.twitter.com/ls_braddockBraddock: “So I met this really cute girl last night named Jennifer. I wanna flirt with her. What’s something really smooth I could text her?
-Braddock”
Jennifer: “hahaha how many girls do you text that to a week?”
Braddock: “lol…are you implying that is not a certified original!?”
Jennifer: “Yes, that was the implication sir. haha”
Braddock: “This accusation is without merit. I would go as far as to counter that it is slander. Its a good thing you are kinda attractive or I would consider pursuing legal action. I think we can settle out of court for a drink this week. Unless you have a stronger counter offer?”
Jennifer: “Hahahahaha had no idea you were a lawyer. I’ll take the drink over your impending defamation law suit, thank you."
