FR: Ann Coulter

I just had to post this because I find it hilarious. I was walking back to a hotel where my parents
were having a party and on our way past the front I see this blonde woman talking to this old guy.
I see her thinking: man she looks just like Ann Coulter. After we pass her, my friend asks me: dude,
was that ann coulter? I tell him that it definately was Ann Coulter (I heard her harpy voice). I'm not interested in AC
but I was just curious to run game on her.

Attract and Approach
I go in and BLP this old guy out of the set.

Me: Excuse me but I just had to ask you, I was wondering if people ever told you that you looked just like Ann Coulter.
AC: Yeah, that's probably because I am Ann Coulter.

*short banter about fourth of july

Me: I'm surprised that you're actually this nice. I thought from reading one of your books that you would have a lot more spunk in your personal attitude.
AC: Haha, I am actually a very nice person but my job requires me to be to be a bitch sometimes.

*talks about publishing a bit.

AC: So, do you live here?
Me: Yeah, my parents have an apartment here and I'm at their fourth of july party. You know, old people stuff.
AC: Haha, I do know old people stuff. How old are you?
Me: I'm too old. I feel world weary when people ask me that question.
AC: Haha

At this point she is extracted by her driver who tells her that they gotta go. I decide to skip the number close because it's Ann Coulter and I have no interest in this besides the story.

AC: It was nice talking to you.
Me: Well it wasn't for me, I'm liberal by the way.
*laughs as she leaves.

Some thoughts:
She was much more receptive than I thought.
We had eye contact for the entire time. It was a little unnerving. I thought she was trying to burn through my face.

whiskeyhotel,

That is hillarious!!! Dude, you totally made my day. Seriously, I was actually kinda feeling a little down today, but that "by the way, I'm liberal" comment at the end made me totally bust out laughing.

Thanks dude.

-Man Cannon

I literally laughed out loud from the last comment of her burning through your face!

A number close would have made my day!

You shoulda #-closed her at least.

I heard she dated a Muslim guy for a while. So, her dating life is likely a lot more liberal and racially-open than you might assume...

personally, i think she's all an act. it's so over the top, it's cartoonish.

yea, she aint all that, but i wouldn't mind hittin' that bag o' bones

Well, if she were a nice girl no one would ever watch/listen to her. Hence the saying that nice guys are boring.

She's pretty funny and I wouldn't mind doing her from behind and pulling that long hair. GRrrrrr. LOL

ROFL

First of all, the subject of "FR: Ann Coulter" is an absolute classic.

Second of all, be glad you didn't # close, I just read a Hustler article that did analysis saying there's a good chance she's a hermaphrodite. With big closeup pic of something swaying between her legs....