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Not sure if this is the process, but figured I'd post my stories and get some pre-bootcamp feedback, as I have a 1-1 coming up with william....
While studying aboard in Germany, my buddy "K" and I, who’s not a Saudi prince mind you, were at this party at our hostel in berlin. In my drunken haze, I proceeded to start to telling everyone one that he was a Saudi prince, and as the excitement built people starting coming over and taking his picture, it got a little out of control, so I naturally intervened, pretending to be his bodyguard, and grabbing peoples cameras and deleting the pictures they were taking of him. About an hour into the party, K was arguing with some Spanish guy over who was next in line to use the pool table and I guess in his newly found royal heritage was threatening beat him up, I guess we had the room so thoroughly convinced, that out of nowhere this guy from Seattle lunges in front of K and yells “I WILL FIGHT FOR THE PRINCE.”
Space cake story: Had a 5 hour layover with my ex-girlfriend in Amsterdam on route to South Africa. We decided to go into the city, and found the nearest coffee house. I had never had space cake, but my girlfriend had had it before, I ate half of it, waited a half hour, and didn’t feel anything. So I decided to eat the rest of it, about another half hour later while we were getting breakfast back at the airport, everything started to look crooked, and I found myself giggling uncontrollably at the oversized mullet(or so I thought) of the man sitting next to us. Eventually we make it to the security check line, and I start telling myself don’t freak out don’t freak out-I know turban kid rolling through airport security High, never a good idea. Eventually make it on the flight and had the most glorious sleep of my life.
Openers:
What’s 12 squared?
If answers correct, say you can do math, that turns me on, and continue talking
If answers incorrect, bust on her lightly, and transition to a normal conversation
“Cheers”, walk up cheers the group, and start talking like its normal for you.
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