It's been way too long since I've posted something. I've been busy doing a lot of SCUBA diving, graduate school, and running my own business while coordinating three virtual assistants. It gets busy, but I've successfully hired one of them to personally assist me with every day e-mail tasks. Thank god...
Here's a few stories for you guys. Names have been changed to protect those who have been seduced.
KELLY THE BLONDE GIRLI met Kelly while day gaming at Target, shopping for groceries and new furniture for my brand new studio. I walked up to her as she was picking out a new pots and pans.
A PHASE
Hey there, I just had to tell you that you're absolutely beautiful. I had to come over and say hi.
She looked back at me, face unchanged, a bit dumbfounded... "Thanks. I umm... Have a boyfriend..."
B PHASE
Ben: Oh really? What's his name?
Kelly: Ummm... Mike
Ben: Mike! Sounds like a cool guy, what's he do?
Kelly: Ohh you know, he does marketing and stuff
This girl's charade has gone on too far. I know she's faking it.
Ben: Hahahahaha, you don't have a boyfriend. You're as single as a dollar bill.
Kelly: NO! I umm...
Ben: It's OK. Being single is a fun time in life.
Instead of punishing the girl, I took the conversation and led it towards another direction. This girl had a bitch shield with the whole boyfriend thing, but it was easily disarmed with a little bit of playfulness and punishing her for being a bitch.
C PHASE
Kelly: Being Single is fun? What are you talking about?
We're totally in comfort now. I chat with her about being able to do whatever you want, without someone chaining you down. Just standard comfort. After introductions and more, we keep on chatting. The face starts to brighten up, she starts to smile, and for the first time, I see her building attraction towards me.
D E and F PHASE
I go for the insta-date to Starbucks in the store, but she's in a rush. I grab her number and we part ways. A few days later, I give her a call and she agrees to go on a date with me to frozen yogurt, gun range, and more. Needless to say, she couldn't disagree with the champagne with side dish of sex in the apartment after the date
REPEAT BUSINESS IN VEGAS -
I'm hanging out with Fusion in Las Vegas. We get invited to this swank business party in the Palms Spring Hotel. Open bar with top shelf liquor, fantastic. I get blitzed drunk and end up blacking out around 2 AM. The next day I wake up and there's a used condom, white panties, and a base jumping ticket on the floor... I don't remember what happened.
Around 2PM and a handful of Advil, I get a call
Kelly: Hey there baby, you still in Vegas?
Ben: Yeah! My head hurts though... Still want to meet up?
Kelly: Umm... I spent the night in your room last night!
Ben: Oh...
In Ben's Head: THANK GOD I KNOW WHO I SLEPT WITH LAST NIGHT.
Ben: Do you need your panties? You left them in my room
Kelly: Yeah... How much did you have to drink last night?
The aftermath of that party included some people going base jumping at 3AM off of Palms tower (it could have been me?), another internet marketer sleeping with a bottle of ketchup splurted all over his bedsheets, and marketers sleeping with other marketers for possible blackmail and/or lead generation. Because I had possibly the most epic night of my life I can't remember, I will be going alcohol free for a loooong time.
SAMMY THE LATINAI met Sammy while sarging with JT during the Hollywood club crawl. Sammy is a petite and athletic Latina babe. She was one of the girls that helped me create my fabled Gun Range Date that I used on a certain person of Prime time television renown. However, things didn't fall into place and I didn't sleep with her the first night. That changed really quick
-SEX DATE via DIRTY TALK
It's the evening - Sammy works at Bank of America until 6PM then works out at Bally's from 8-10PM before driving home to East LA. I have a 2 hour timeframe to chat with her.
Ben: Hey girl, what's going on?
Sammy: Heyyyy - just got off work. Gonna grab some dinner with a friend then hit the gym.
Ben: Cool. I just had to call and tell you how beautiful you are.
Sammy: Awww, thanks sweetheart, what do you like about me? <--- Attempt to switch the Leader-Follower frame
Ben: You start first <--- Turning it around so I lead the conversation
Sammy: Blah blah, you're cunning, charming, etc.
Ben: Your gorgeous hair, your motivation lovey dovey crap...
Ben: And that tight little ass of yours that's just waiting to be spanked.
Sammy: Mmmmm. That sounds delicious
Ben: I know you are, but what am I?
It gets really heavy there. I can hear her breathing through the other end of the phone.
Sammy: I really need to work out Ben, is it too late to meet you at 10? Don't you have business or school or something?
Ben: Just lift and do your strength training. Don't worry about the time. I'll handle your cardio
In less than an hour, she was at my apartment
WAIT, HOW OLD ARE YOU!?
Her exact words after we fucked in the bedroom. She had the impression that I was 27. I'm only 23, and she threw a shit fit. Unfortunately, I'm not seeing this girl anymore
MEL - THE MERMAID CRAZY DIVEROn the last boat to Catalina Island, I met a little Filipino girl who worked for Greenpeace. She was getting her SCUBA license and we chatted for a long time. If you read my last FR, we ended up making out in the bunks on the ride back.
While I was taking my dive buddy Jimmy back to the shop to unload some gear, he asked me,
"What's going on with you and Mel? She was really into you!"
"Yup. I'll probably fuck her this weekend."
Mel lives only a few blocks away from me in K-Town. I grabbed her and we went to BCD Tofu House, as I had just gotten out of class and she just got home from promoting at Greenpeace. After a long time building comfort and eating some awesome tofu, we start walking, and she follows my lead. While I'm talking and completely distracting her with jokes and sexual innuendo, the sexual tension is building. She is thinking so emotionally now that she doesn't even know where she's walking. Before you know it, she's at home.
Mel: This was a great night, thanks sooo much Ben!
We start to make out, but I pull back after 3 seconds - She jumps back into the tongue wrestling, but then I pull back again... She keeps on fighting and I can tell is getting frustrated. I put my hands on her ass and squeeze gently, then I pull back and stop kissing her. She engages and it's a struggle.
I push her to her apartment door, hand to her neck, "Let me inside." (Sexual innuendo/double meaning) We hop in the sack and I get home later that morning.
That's all I have for you guys - these lays happened in December and January. My apologies for not posting sooner, but I figured a lay compilation report should have enough content for you guys to digest
Ben J
