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8NOV09
Last Night Out

So I'm taking 2 weeks off to focus on my school work--so I wanted last night to be an eventful one. I walked to Brian's house wearing my Jesus costume because we are heading to a Super Hero party. I am Super Jesus with Resurrection Power.

We get to the party and I grab a beer. I talked to people. Some people LOVE my costume. I told people I was here to bless the party and offered people the opportunity to confess there sins to me. Some people find my costume HIGHLY offensive. Haha I am proud. I told this chick to confess to me, she just back turned and walked away, I told her she's going to hell. LOL.

Early on, not a lot of the sets were hooking--it was weird. It was kinna clickish.

out of no where, this asian chick walks in and opens me. She told me she loves my costume. I told her she was Korean and her last name is Kim. Surprise! She is Korean and her last name is Kim. I have no idea why, but the more I dislike asian girls, the more they seem to like me. I could of closed this chick, me and Brian were talking about it during the party, but I cant bring myself to breaking my asian barrier.

By 12:30 the first keg is tapped and the girls were a lot more receptive to me. I walked outside--because the jesus costume is hot--and talked to a girl on the porch. She is a little heavy but she likes me. I asked if she likes hookah and she does. I told her my friend's place has hookah and she said she'll go right now. She is down to extract. I hesitated for a bit because I was calculating her hotness vs the chance of me upgrading to a hotter chick--should of not done that. Her gay friend comes in--he has a crush on me. He's cool. I kinna wanna get his number and hang out with him but they live in Denver so I'm not going to go that far.
I decide that I'll find more chicks, and she can be my safety in case I cant get anyone else.


me with chubbie and her gay friend

I was sitting on a bed talking to this TOTAL TURBO. OMG she was even wearing black spandex pants! out of no where, the asian chick and this totally drunk chick that I talked to earlier came into the set and try to get my attention. I focused on the Turbo. She just turned 18 in august and goes to Northern Colorado. She is here because its her sister's house. Its also her first time drinking (wth?). She is SO CUTE. OMG. I ask her if she goes to Beta. She said that she doesnt like the clubs because all the guys there are weird. I told her I go to Beta all the time. She then says "Not all the guys there are weird." I told her that if she meet me at the club, she would be rude to me and insult me. she said "No, your cool blah blha blah." haha I love it when girls change there opinions just to please me. I am so in with this girl. Good thing I took the trade off from that chubbie girl. The chubbie one is in the room too and is all over this guy. I make out with my girl.
All the sudden, during the middle of out make out, she stands up and walks to the other side of the room. Her sister is making out with some guy and she is cock blocking him. They get into a little fight and my girl, her sister, and the guy just disappear. WTH! its about 2 right now and the party is dying. Brian and my friends already left to get some food. Cutie is gone. Chubbie is all over this guy. Asian chick is still Asian so I'm not touching that. Drunk chick likes me but she's too drunk.

I leave to meet up with my friends.

I realized that I should of extracted the Chubbie really early on. I also should of step up during that little cock blocking thing between the sisters.

Its about 2:30 now and I decided that I'm not throwing in the towel yet. ITS MY LAST FUCKING NIGHT OUT IN 2 WEEKS. Me and Brian do some street sets until he quits. I do street sets untill 3 something. I got a makeout on the street with some chick in a 2set.


This was one of the street sets we did. I basically ran after them telling them to stop. They stopped. Then I told them they were dumb for stopping in the middle of the street. LOL. Nothign really special about the video except that the chicks tits are AMAZING. Thats the only reason why I filmed it =] too bad the box was in the way. LOL.

I was walking around the street listening for giggles from girls. I see a 2 set and crowned the chick with my crown of thrones. These girls loved the fact that I'm wearing a Jesus dress. They both kiss my cheek and tell me I'm amazing. I claw the cuter one and make out. I picked her up and told her shes going home with me. Her friend stood there and watched. I walked for about 10 meters and her friend takes her away. MISTAKE! If I kept on carrying her to my bed, I would of closed. Next time, dont put her down =] LOL.

Ohhh well. didn't get home until 4am. Woke up at about 2ish today. Drank a lot of coffee and worked on my Geography paper.

Lessons:
-At the begging of the night at a house party, be more chill and less dominant. Turn up the game later on in the night.
-Always say your drunk as fuckkkkkkkk! I got asked that twice last night by girls. I think they cant imagine a guy being physical and showing intent unless he is drunk. I told them I was drunk but trying to act sober. LOL.
-I should of gotten some contacts. A LOT of cuties there.
-I should of stepped up and lead the Turbo more. I should of NOT allow her to poofed with her sister.
-1:30-2:30 are really fun times to do street game on the Hill. Tons of drunk chicks walking around.

C ya guys! I wont be out partying for the next 2 weeks, but I'll update this thread with day2s and daygame stuff and what else.

9NOV09
I'm bad at this studying thing

Yoo guys! Its monday and I'm suppose to be in an academic vigor. This is what happened today:

I went to my Geog Recitation. Sat next to this guy that I thought was cute from the begging of the year. Did some fluff about how we are screwed for this paper. I go to some illogical thing about how I should change my major to stuff I like, such as cookies. "I'll be a dual major, Cookies and milk." She likes me. We walked to Geography together. We sit together. She is a Dance Major. I got her # and FB. It is ON! I like this girl.
I've realized that I have become more and more and more relaxed as I talk to cute girls now. Shit dont bother me. I'm not even thinking about the girl's mood or w hatever, I'm just amusing myself.

Me and Dan went to dinner together. We opened a 2set that was really cold at first but warmed up. They left so we opened these two chicks two booths down. THEY LIKE US BIG. I looked threw my target's phone to see her photos. HOLY SHIT! THERE ARE TONS OF NAKED PICS OF HER! ahhahahaha I laughed my ass off!
Dans girl says that they go to beta pretty often. I take a hard look at them. OH SHIT! THESE GIRLS WERE THE ONES I MEET ABOUT 8 WEEKS AGO! they just dont remember me. LOL. viewtopic.php?f=58&t=3566&start=20



I get a # close on my girl and FB close. We pulled them to my room. I got the camera out JUST FOR THIS FUCKING FR BECAUSE I THINK ITS FUNNY AS HELL THAT I RE-RUN INTO THESE GIRLS. I could of closed. I could of made out. But, my girl has a cold so I'll wait 3-4 days.


Not coked out and w/o make up



coked out w/ make up

Peace out! time to write!

Haha dude, you made me read that like 5 times over.

16NOV09
+1 Lvl

I think I have entered a new level of game. I spent 4 days and 3 nights in the field with the Army Reserves this weekend. It is my second time at this unit and they seem pretty cool. Its also my first time meeting some of the other soldiers.


I am Captain America

I didn't think about meeting girls at all. I was preoccupied with my tasks and what not; and guess what? There were chicks going after me. Yeah, the ratio of male to female in this unit is like 6:1 and the chicks were going after me.

One day, this chick walked up to me during chow and told me I needed to move down to this other table to sit next to her. WOW. I didn't even realize that she was in the room and I was totally shocked that she actually TOLD me to sit next to her.


The rest of the company was trying to get some camo netting over the MKTs and I was taking a video because it looks like a Dragon Dance. I was talking to the chick about how she has an 8 month old boy and she wants to have more because "god gave her a uterist(sp) and she needs to use it to the max"

I am ascending into a new level. Elite Congruence? or Elite Congruence Lvl 1?

I was tired as hell during the 4 days, worked a lot, little sleep, froze my ass off, but yet I still showed my core self. I found out that game is not related to energy level. You can be tired as hell and still have good game.

17NOV09
Almost there

So today me and Doom did some dinner sets. got a # close on a cute southern chick that is in a sorority. Got back to my room at 8:30.

9:30 I meet up with CokeHoe. She is in the 3rd floor of my hall. She just got back from sledding with her friends--I meet her cute friends. They go to sleep so me and CokeHoe are in my room. Series of banter, comfort, make out, comfort, banter, comfort, escalation, and what not. got her shirt half way off. licked her tits. It was a matter of time before I would of made it threw... and then it was time for us to head off to see the meteor shower. UGH!



12:50 we head off to see the meteors. Its me, her, and her druggie friend--they seem to know each other from way back when. The meteors were cool, we drove up into the rockies far away from the city and watched them. I cant believe how pretty the stars are up here. Shoot, I was saying "The Sky is So Beautiful" because it was. We left at about 2:30. She drops of druggie.

I keep on thinking of how I can find my way back to her place. I buy myself 30seconds by telling her to drop me off in front of my dorm. She drops me off. I head inside. Oh well. Next time I see her, its gonna happen.

I think if I told her to just part the car and come up I maybe could of closed tonight. Maybe. I would be betting against how tired she was and if my roommate was in the room.

Anywayssssssssssssssssssss I have to do my belated homework assignments--NOTHING was completed today homework wise.

21NOV09
Another crazy night

Yo! Guess who is back! hahaha.
It is Thanksgiving break, so I have a week off. I'm bumming on buddies couches threw CO and partying. This is what happened on Friday night, my first of 2 nights in Fort Collins.

I drive to FoCo from Boulder and arrive at Sabsters place. We chill and then head out to a small house party. It was a small social circle getting drunk. We bounce to a better party.

I get in and was feeling a little apprehensive. I think its cuz I dont have the control in my mind--its not my town, I'm not the social chair, I dont have the connections I do back in Boulder. Eh, I still open a 2set. Its a little Redhead and a chick in Orange. They ask me my name, and I say its Konstantine. BOOM! they start singing Konstantine by Something Corporate (amazing song btw). I'm in. Little Redhead is mine.
Orange leaves and I talk to Redhead. I wasn't being physical enough. I still felt the apprehension. ChodeLozer comes in set. Some pothead. I'm guessing Little Redhead has a thing for his blueprint. Eh I move on--I had a feeling I was screwing it up by not being physical enough so I kind of jinxed myself.

I meet a big 6 set. This one girl was sitting down and I told her she has a pointy nose. I start poking it. She tries to dodge my finger. She likes me. Its on. Her friends leave for a sec. Then they come back and told me they are leaving. WTH! I just found an amazing cutie... and she had to leave. I went into the bathroom to cry. Haha jp.



Sabster opened OtherRedhead. I filmed him. He got a number close before we left. I dont like ChodeLozer and I remember that LittleRedhead needed a ride home, so I told her were leaving and I'm sober and I can give her a ride. She says by to ChodeLozer. hahaha I cock blocked =].

Me and Sabster head to Old Town to meet TomTom and Chuck. Its 1:10. Cattle call time. I was getting blown out left and right. Me and TomTom open a 2 set.
Me: "Hey, get out. get out. were closing."
Girl1: "WTF? you dont work here."
Me: "get out."
Girl1: "is that your pick up line?"
Me: "... yeah... it's not good enough?"
Girl1: "its discussing."
Me: "... I'm gonna cry now. I'm gonna die a lonely man."
Girl1: "haha whats your name?"

Girl1 liked me. but her RussianFriend was a fucking BITCHhhhhhhhhh. She spoke terrible English and told me that her drunk brother named vodka will come from a Siberian camp to attack me if we dont leave (or something like that). I got tired of them and left TomTom with them.



The club kicked us out for real at 2. We did street sets outside. A fight breaks out. SHOOT its a good fight too!



We open a 3 set and one of the chicks is also from Michigan. We did the Michigan hand thing together. She liked me. They go to take a piss and come out hating us. WTH? Oh well. Sabster went into the boys room and told me he walked in on a girl in the toilet taking a shit. Hahah IN THE BOYS ROOM! I took my camera out to video her coming out.



Sabster's redhead calls him to smoke weed. We go there. I thought it was just her and her friend, but no. Orange is there plus some other people. Sabster spends the night there and I ended up leaving. Orange got fucking STONED as hell. She was just drooling on the couch. Sabster said that he walked in on a black guy fucking her when she was just laying there. WTH.

Anyways, BIG THING GUYS! This journal is fun, but I wanna incorporate more of my crazy adventures in a non-Get The Girl style report. So I've decided to start a blog.

www.TheKnightOfParty.com

Check it out. Its gonna be a journal of crazy adventures. 1/2 pick up. 1/2 fucked up.
Tell me what you think.

26NOV09
"Biggest Bar Night of the Year"

Wednesday was suppose to be the biggest bar night of the year in America. I think thats a lie.

Me, Metalbox, and UtopiaFive went out to Stampede at 10. The line was LONG as FUckkkkkkk. We skip it to go downtown.

We head to Front Porch and run into PUA of the Future. We went bar hopping. I seriously dont see how this is the biggest bar night--New Years Eve is MUCH bigger.

At Front Porch, I was opening sets with the most fucked up lines I could think of. "See this scarf? I used it to wipe my ass earlier today because I had no toilet paper." "I'm level 80 on World of Warcraft." Fun as hell.

We bounced to Lavish and I ran into this asian set as we walk in. I told one of the guys that I hate asians and one of the asian girls heard me. She asked me why I dont like asians. I told her I'm white and live in Boulder. These girls love me. I really have no interest in them. One of their friends that I thought was asian was actully Mexican! WHoot! I, maybe, can do that.
I told her I love mexican food and that we'll trade Burritos for Pho. She loves Pho! OH YEAH match made in heaven!
Lavish was getting burnt down, so we decided to leave. I tried for a makeout for the camera before I left. Mexican girl was not down at all. haha.

At the Irish bar I feel in love! Yes, LOVE! I meet a 5'11 chick that is TOTALLY amazon. I meet her sitting down on the bar when I was ordering water. We talked for a sec, she liked me a lot. I told her how much taller I am then her because I was standing up--then she stood up. OH SHIT! 5'11! WHAT A HOTTIE! I meet her other friend. They were both from South Africa and the Amazon's friend is visiting Amazon.


Look how TALL she is

Amazon's body is so firm too. She does boxing. I told her that if we get into a fight, she'll just slam me down to the floor and I'll turn into a nail. OMG. 5'11 + firm body + "African American" I'm in love. I tried to take her close off. Her abs are soooooo nice. Its my new thing now, try to take girls close off in venue.



They were down to be fucked that night. I was planning the extraction. They said they were down to party tonight. OH YEAH JENGA time back at UtopiaFive's place!... then I found out they had to wake up at 5 to cook for thanksgiving and live on the other side of town. SHIT! Terrible logistics... I tried to see what I can do... We ended up walking out of the venue with them, hugging, and trading numbers.
Amazon's friend likes me ALOT, Amazon likes me too. We will see where this goes.


Trying to take her close off

Funny note: Before we even made it to the bar, a gay guy made a comment to me on the street. "Hey boyyyyyyyyyyy." Eww he was like 40. I hate 40 year old cattle calls. When we got to the first bar, we were in line and this chick started talking to me. Yes! I'm fucking THIS HOT! ... then she told me that her gay friend thinks I'm cute and asks me what I think of him. MOTHER FUCKER. I told her how gay guys love me. She told me she was sorry. LOL.

Dude... That's a dude.

28NOV09
I think I'm sick

OH god, I think I have some disease from making out with girls too much. Anyways, I still went out last night.

Me, UtopiaFive, and InsertUserNameHere went to Beta. I took a huge shit right as I got there--Immediate state. Felt amazing. Biggest shit ever.

I go downstairs to open this chick walking by with nerdy glasses. I find out she is here to meet up with a friend. She is receptive. I escalate, lead, and kissed her. She says I'm fast. I bit her neck. Its on. We go to the hip-hop room and a guy take her and makes out with her. Hmmm apparently she was here to meet up with a date. Hahaha I leave to talk to cuter girls.

I see these 3 girls on the side of the hip-hop room. I put my arms around two of them and told them they are short--or something equally dumb. They loved me. I was shocked when they said they were sisters. OH SHIT! then they told me to guess who the 3rd girl was... I guess it was another sister, but NOPE! It was there mom! WTF!

One daughter is 18, the other one is 25 and married and was a stripper. I try to put my wings in, but they were not hooking. It was basically me going solo. Mom went out to smoke. Sister is gone with UtopiaFive for a minute. I make out with 18 year old. Between makeouts, she tells me that she has a boyfriend. I just keep on kissing and she keeps on kissing. funny. Mom pops back in and I engage her. I go back to kiss 18 year old and mom stops me. Ha!
They were down to fuck. All 3 of them. But 25 year old had to leave at 12:30 so they all bounced home.


Left to right: Mom, 18 year old, me, and 25 year old

I open a 2 set up stairs. I started salsa dancing with one girl, she is a good dancer. I find out she does swing. I motorboat the other girl. I ask them what they were up to later. Swing girl says she has to go home at 1:30 because her mom wants her to. WTF, your 19 missie. They and up meeting up with their old friend David and I lose them.



I run into Amazon from Wednesday night. She is surprise to see me and says she is here with her uncle. My ass. No girl dances like that with her uncle. I tried to make out with her but she was hesitating. She says she needs to find her uncle. I go and find new girls.

I open a 2 set down stairs. InsertUserNameHere come in to wing. One of the girls looks like Tina Fay. They are DTF. I told them they are going back to UtopiaFive's place to play Jenga. They love jenga! We move to a booth. I end up sitting on puke! Ewwwwwwwwwwww I go to the bathroom to clean up--didn't really help.
I go back and InsertUserNameHere says 3 other people came in and he lost the set. Oh well.


Me and Tina Fay

We go back to the car and seen 5 fights. Crazy shit!

After you say that... I can see how you can see that... Hmmmmmmm But if you look at the pic of me trying to take her close off, there is no bulge there. Lady Gaga has more bulge there then she does... Hmmm there is only one way to find out....