[VIDS][PICS]The College Report.

31OCT09
Pre-Halloween

Yo guys! Finally I get to use my Jesus costume! hahaaha Yeah, people keep on saying I was jesus so I went with it.


King Jesus and Crucified Jesus

King Jesus and the Devil

I headed out at 8 to go to a Sushi place that is just opening. FREE SUSHI AND OPEN BAR ALL NIGHT. I was there solo because I really wanted sushi. About 9:30 other guys showed up finally. They were missing out. I was talking to this chinese chick. Really SOLID interaction. It was more of being social since she is asian. LOL

Bounced to GammaPhi's house. OMG there was a chick there wearing boys shorts and a table cloth.... I <3 Halloween. K closed some chick downstairs--in front of some chode guy that likes her. That place was PACKED. I was getting tired of wedging my way around, lots of the chicks were staying in there packs, it was all sorority girls so--note to self--Dont show as much intent and be super physical like in the clubs. Chicks just bounce off when you get just a bit physical. Its probably because everyone else in the house is there friends. Be more discrete.


Almost made out with "her"... LOL

I got tired of that house so I walked to another party a few blocks down the road by myself to check it out. Cops came by 3 times earlier so its dying down. Meet DeadMau5 there. Also talked to this SMOKING flight attendant. She said she has to pee, talked to other people and left. I should of talked to her more. Eh oh well. The host was cute as hell too.



I had the munchies so I headed back to the Sushi place. Said Hi to buddies there. Said Hi to the owner. Open a 2 set that turns out to be a 7 set. 2 girls and 5 guys. One of the guys is WASTED so they want to bounce to a party. There LeaderChode's party is dead. I told them were going to another party I know.

Eventually, WastedGuy pukes, and everyone goes home except me and my target. We headed to the party. We got lost. We talked about our dreams, past, travel--comfort stuff. I fence slam her and made out. She cut it off after a few seconds with a shit test. "blah blah something about me doing this to every chick." I went into hard core qualification. She blushed. I could feel her melt in my arms. I told her she was cute, and she told me shes not that cute. I told her how cool she is for being independent and moving off to Italy for 3 months by herself and going off to boulder herself too and how most chicks in boulder just follow the herd. She gave me a big hug. This was real qualification because I do really like this chick.



we had more deep rapport on the way to the party. at the party we danced and made out a little. At 3 I told her its late and were leaving. She agrees. She says her car is this way, I told her Im gonna walk her there--cuz I wanna close her tonight and I know my roommate is in the room so I gotta do this at her place. We get to her car, she asks me where I live, I told her were going to her place. She said no. I said Yes. I told her I got the couch. She said no cuz she only has a futon and that is hers... end up that I lost and she dropped me off at my dorm.

Sold interaction and extraction. This one is hooked. Gonna close her later.
and shoot, Its not even halloween yet =]

Awesome dude! \m/

What do you mean by hardcore qualification, though? What'd you say?

1NOV09
Halloween is over =[

Most Crazy Night I've had in... a week. I sorta ended up documenting the whole night on video. Watch and enjoy =].



After I left the lab, I meet up with my buddy to arrest drunk girls.



And I got knifed! Yeah, here is the video of me getting knifed by the guy in the wine box. DUDE YOU CAN SEE HIS FUCKING KNIFE.





DONT WORRY! haha the night got better. We went into a pizza place and talked to the people there. Had this make out.



That set was ready to be extracted, so I told them we should head back to the house for shots. They were down. They went to the bathroom for there "girl talk" and came out saying they are meeting up with a friend and gonna catch up with us. Mistake!. There were tons of cute sluttie girls there so I just said yeah, call me when your back. This morning I realized if I walked with them to meet there friends, I would of gotten laid that night. They probably got distracted or what ever (or meet some other guy). Fuckkkkkkkk, lesson learned.

I walked over to this rave. Opened a tall chick. She loves me. We talk for about 5 minutes but her friends told her they are going inside. She pulls my hand and said your coming inside too. Uhh No. I dont have a stamp so I cant. I pull her back and try for the make out. She resists but she likes it. I told her I will see her later and get a #. Talked for another 2 minutes on how she is going to forget me and does this all the time to guys.
I made her practice picking up the phone and practicing what she will say when I call her. "OMggggg Konstantine! I've been waiting for you to call for so long!" ahahaha We will see where this goes.

Crazy Halloween guys. Didn't go to sleep untill 4am, but since its day light savings, it was really 5am.
Party On Brothers!

Uhhh Let me try to remember what I said.

**make out**
Her: "You do this to every girl."
Me: "Your cute"
Her: "there are cuter girls"
At this point, I can tell that I need to let her know why I like her, so I told her.
Me: "No your cool missie, you are independent and do your own thing--I respect you for that. the majority of the girls here just follow the herd and do whatever everyone else does. I still cant believe you got up and left to Italy blah blah

Basically, she felt that I truly did like her for her qualities and melted. She tried to get out of my Fence Pin, but I pined her down and kept on telling her why I liked her. Super Dominant + Super Genuine.

4NOV09
It finally happened!

Yo guys! guess what?! I jacked off. WTH! hahaha here is the story. Yeah, I told you, I would abstain from it, and if i didn't, i'll post it.

So I had a day2 lined up for tonight. She is home alone and I was coming over to watch horror movies (Have sex). Shoot, I was so planning on fucking her today. She flaked, but I was still in the mental state of fucking--Mental Blue Balls? GOD DAMN! Mental Blue Balls! My sexural state was sky high. I WANNA FUCKING CLOSE BITCHHHHHHH.

Sooooooooo, I called up EVERY phone number that was somewhat warm on my phone. One hour of calling. Seriously. I have a day2 for tomorrow from this chick now cuz of that. This other chick has to study (blah) some other chick has to write a paper (blah). Here is a sample of the convos:

Me: Yo girl, what are you doing?
Her: blah
Me: come over
Her: Why?
Me: I'm lonely. (pause).
Her: hahaha I cant, I have to do xyz.
Me: Thats boring, your a dork.
Her: haha yeah blah blah
Me: I'm more fun.
Her: Blah blah
Me: Come over now.

Hahha I also think I totally creeped this chick out? She won't leave her room to meet me so I told her I am gonna run over there, pick her up, drag her to my cave, lock her in the cellar, and call her my wife. I also told her I was out side of her door waiting for her. LOLOL.

This is her facebook status now: No, Konstantine, I will not be kidnapped by you and be brought to live in the cellar of your cave and be your wife. But nice try, and no more stalking mister!
hahahaha she likes me =] its on =]

So, all those calls made no success and I still had mental blue balls. I could not focus on my Econ Review, so I finally gave in =[. Its been like 3 months? (Note, I stopped a few weeks before the start of The College Report).

I'm sure a lot of you guys are curious how I feel, so here it is: Fucking happy that I no longer have that killer blue balls from hell but I kinna feel asexual right now. Really. If I see a girl in black spandex pants, I wont get a boner and huge intent. OH well, Econ Midterm tomorrow. Day2 with some other chick too. and maybe a weekend with Sabster and TomTom in FoCo.

dude konstantine, you are a fucking inspiration man. you are living up college the way that it should be. keep up the good work; your FRs are simultaneously hilarious and motivating at the same time. thanks for putting all the effort in.

-g

6NOV09
Recap of Thursday

Yoo guys! I was planning to go to FoCo to hang out with Sabster but his ass has assignments due so trip to FoCo is cancled. What A Loser =] hahaha.

Last night, Me and CPT Rogers went out to the bars because they found my creditcard and owe me drinks. Whoot! We went bar hopping and CPT Rogers extracted the chick in this video. No lay for him, but he did extract.



As for me, I usually dont drink and I think I was mis-calibrated because I had a few drinks in me. Sets were not blowing me out, the girls liked me, but they all seemed to be ADD. Weird.

I got back at 2 and passed out on CPT Rogers couch. Woke up at 9:30 and walked to my 10am class... Ughhh... I kinna wanna go out, but I also wanna put some time in on homework tonight since I have an FTX with the Army next weekend from 0730 Friday until Sunday night. What a hard decision! haha

Party On Brothers =]

No problem man. very appreciated.

7NOV09
The Two Week Challenge

Say it isn't so! It is. I have 2 weeks until Thanksgiving Break and I am going to shift my focus from part to Academics. Yes, sadly, this is true. Here is my to do list:

13-15NOV09 FTX with Army
13NOV09 Geog paper due
18NOV09 Theater paper due
18NOV09 Lit paper due
20NOV09 Website launch

Next weekend, I have to report in at 0730 on Friday for a 3 day drill. Ugh. We're going to the middle of the woods to train. No fun.
Geog paper--I seriously have NO idea what to do with this class. Difficult.
Theater--easy.
Lit--this one requires a little more work but I can pull it off. Moderate.

How I will achieve success:
-Focus on my work. I will have a To-Do List on my wall to remind me of my priorities during this two week time.
-Disassociate myself from distractions. I found out I get a lot of reading done at breakfast with coffee. I also like to read at the library.
-NO PARTY. Yes, The last night I will be going out is tonight.
-Stop checking forums/facebook/etc. Really, I spend so much time on this its ridiculous. I used to think all this was dumb... but now I see why its addicting. I will only allow myself to troll the internet between 3:30-5:00 on Tuesday/Thursdays.
-Stop it with the Electro Music. It always pumps my state and I turn ADD and cant focus. Good to get me into a party mood--bad to get me in a calm study mood. So many times I've had study sessions turned into dance off with myself because Electro was playing... :-/. Have no music or play meditation music.
-Meditate. I've been slacking on this since the party schedule has disturbed my regularity.
-Run. I've been slacking on this too. I've been running about 3 times a week now because of weather/time.

I've put so much focus on party/socializing that I feel that other areas of my life (academics/productivity) are slacking. I feel sluggish and need to see the bigger picture. These 2 weeks will help me out alot.

And you guess it! I didnt' do anything last night besides read a book. I was meditating, found myself really peaceful and calm, and didn't feel like parting so I just read a book and did work. Hmm weird huh?

-Study On! haha

Good job SirKonstantine.

I agree on how I feel balancing life. When you put too much emphasis into the social/girl aspect of your life, you can totally blow off other stuff. I know I have (work quality has decreased, not training as much for triathlon, etc).