[VIDS][PICS]The College Report.

yeah. Get well soon

This is the kind of school I go to! haha

Anyways, Not having a computer rocked. I got SO much work done w/o the internet. but I just got my laptop back from the repair depot the other day, so now I'm less productive =[.

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Oh yeah I get attacked by girls now too =[


2 weeks untill end of school year. I'll post up a report of my view of the year later.



thanks bro

Here is a little recap of my stuff since last update:

Saturday: I got an SNL from a party. 10 minute interaction. She's from Iowa. She left my place at 1am and I went to find a second girl--never found a second girl. and didn't get home until 5am, and thats when I decided to play starcraft.

Thursday: Went to Beta. There was a lezbo 2set. One of them was down for dick, the other was cock blocking like hell so I decided I'm gonna find a gay guy, get him to like me, and use him to befriend the cockblock. I went around asking guys if they were gay and got really WEIRD looks. I ended finding myself a gay guy and it wasn't untill I was holding his hand leading him threw the crowd that it occurred to me how GAY this was. I never found the chicks again until much later that night.

Thursday: went to beta solo. had fun.
Saturday: went to beta with the guys. had fun.



Tuesday: Went to Fort Collins to a country bar. I forgot that I disliked country music, guys that look cletus from the Simpsons, and chewing tobacco. The girls were hot though. Since I really didn't like the venue, Me and Sabster took the camera out for some filming and start fucking shit up. We were playing the openers game, where you give each other fucked up openers to use. The predominant one for the night was "I used to be an abortion."
We ended up having to stopped filming because a guy called me out... ughh ohh....


This set sucked. I went direct. The cute girl was cold. Finds out she is engaged.


BLOW OUT! hahahahaha. They heard "I used to be an abortion" and made a face that said "... weirdo.... ewww." LOL


This chick said she talked to sabster last week....


Sabster's friend told the girls we were filming half way threw the video. Apparently he told us to open them because he knows them... lol.


The guy in the 3set got mad that he was getting tooled so he ended up calling me out on my filming in the next video.


By this time, I thought I can get away with POINT BLANK OBVIOUS filming. Half way threw the video, I realized that there is a HUGE bubble around me and everyone is watching me film Sabster behind the girl. Chode from last video called me out on it. I started laughing.

Oh wait, I should explain in detail why I dislike rednecks. Here it is. Last night I got called Kim Jun Ill once. This girl walked up to me and asked me what my name was, I could tell that she was waiting to hear something like "ching chong ching chong." Guys would watch me open girls because "OMG an asian is talking to white girls." One girl kept on thinking that the only reason I was talking to her was to get some money. She offered me money if I would leave her alone.

Yes. I walked into Klan night at a western bar. I think I'll just stick to Beta and Electro music from now on...

OK this is the End of Year 1 Review! Its like an end of an good movie: filled with twist and turns and bad guys and sex.

but lets catch up on my summer goals:
-Investing
I'm a good chunk into Peter Lynch's 'One Up On Wall Street' and I can not wait to find a good company to invest in.
-German
Ich erhalte auf Deutsch gut sehr schnell. I'm using Linkwords because I think it builds up your vocab faster then Rosettastone. There is only 3 volumes of Linkwords, so I have rosettastone lined up after this.
German is so fun to learn... then I found out that it gets confusing really fast. 'you' (to a stranger) is 'sie' and 'she' is also 'sie.' 'is' is 'ist' which looks awfully like 'it.' "goose' is 'gans' which is awfully like 'ganz' which is 'quite.'
Seriously this language is getting difficult really fast... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-Other goals have not been touched yet since the school year ended only 4 days ago.

OK! back on track to recaping my Spring semester goals!

1. Find 5 tight guys who are not into PU
-Well... I am living with 3 guys who don't do PU =]
2. Find 5 girls that are hot but I just want to be friends with
-I'm gonna live with 3 girls in the fall and I also have a nice handfull of chick that I tell my crazy sex stories to. They live vicariously threw my player ways.
3. Find 5 cool nerds to have a mastermind group to improve my grades (can come from # 1 or 2)
-Irreleveant. I foud out how to be more efficient in my studying.
4. Get a 4.0 (I got a 3.17 last semester and I didn't try that hard)
-My grades so far are 'A' in Econ, 'A' in Calc, 'A-' in German Lit, and I'm 100% sure I got an 'A' in Psyc. 3.9 is close enough to 4.0 for me.
5. Run the Colfax Marathon on 16MAY10 and follow my training schedule like it is my god (6 runs a week, only mondays are days off).
-The marathon is next week. I'm in no condition to finish it in the 4:30:00 that I was planning on since I got E. Coli in mexico and I also realized that I needed to get Orthodics. I guess I'm just gonna show up and see how I do. I realized that I'm not built for long distance running since my feet are very flat.
6. Find a job (to get a work social circle + cash)
-Check. work full time in the summer.
7. Get a FB
-FAIL =[

Hmmmmmm Looked like I was pretty on point for the Spring semester. Whoot!

Last night, me and my roommates threw a party with 5 gals of jungle juice + 4 thirty packs of keystone. Party was so crazy that we have a little girls purple bike on the porch now. No idea how it got there.



I also fucked up a lay. Girl hasn't gotten laid since finals week, and her fuck buddy at the time screwed her over so now she "wants good connection before she fucks someone." I dont' really care, that means i'm only 1 fuck up closer to another lay. She is also a friend of a friend, and I still have this crazy STD for about 3 more weeks so I'll feel a little bad if I gave it to someone I know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molluscum_contagiosum <-- its not that bad, i have a friend who had it twice. TWICE BRo!

Tonight, me and jamer went to Around midnight. First set I open hooked hard. She is a 30 year old and I called her a cougar. I like this chick because she has attitude--its like when the chick fights back at you when your in set with her, if you've had this you know what i'm talking about. At 1:30 she had to leave to send the baby sitter home. FUCKING LOGISTICS! She told me to call her up since I'm her cub. I decided on planning to call her at 2:15.

2:00 and me and jamer decided to go to a Foam Party. Its a $30 cover, but we just sneak in--well not really sneak, just walk in like we own the place. The party goes untill 4am and I made out with some chick. It ended up being a bad move cuz I felt that I'm getting a soar throat. UGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ANOTHER DISEASE! and by the time I left the Foam Party, Cougar was asleep.

Ahhh so I was about to not write this up because the new cool thing to do is to keep your personal life private and keep your most intimate details out of a public domain... but I just talked to my buddy and he said the cougar really liked me and it was almost a 'testimonial' to pickup. lol, she is 39. I'm 20.





It can be summed up as "Wow, this guy is cool, OMG he is so confident (she kept on saying that during the 'pickup'), and she can feel the non-outcome dependence." Well, thats not really a correct summary. lol. It can be better summed up as "you'll know what I'm talking about if you have done it yourself and a girl will know what i'm talking about if they have felt it themself." Yup, much better.

The story is that I go to my buddie's 42nd birthday party because I haven't seen him in awhile. I get there early, talk, chill, connect.

Later on in the night, I meet his neighbor. We bullshit for awhile but I never thought anything of it.

Even later in the night, I look to my left and realized she is there. I say something, we shared a cake and I realized how FRICK'N HOT she is. OMG. We talk. I lead her to a dark corner away from everyone and we make out.

After the make out, the deal is sealed. We hang out with the party for a few hours and then head back to her place. Fun times happen.

I go to sleep, and fun times happen again when I woke up.


Its been a few days since I talked to her, and I really connected with this chick. It wasn't me masterbating threw a girl--no, this is a new level. This is compassion mixed with dominance. This is empathy backed by a raging penis. This is brining the heart back into pickup, because, before, it was just brains and balls.

If pickup is just brains, your a manipulative mother fucker.
If pickup is just brains and balls, your a manipulative mother fuck that is in touch with your masculine side.
If pickup is Brains, Balls, and heart, your a Mother Fucker. You are dominant, compassionate, and know what to do.

You get the idea.

With this being said--and if you can't tell--I am stopping this thread. END OF STORY. I BECOME A PIMP. Peace out. I wanna make money now.


FIN